At some point everyone in the service industries (be it retail, food, or what-have-you) gets fed up with the sense of superiority and condescension they face from their customers. And so at times they would love to have a pre-printed note that they could hand to the customer and simply walk away...
"Dear Sir or Madam,
We 'regretfully' request that you immediately cease frequenting our establishment. This request is being made, as our sales associates have found you to be an obnoxious detriment to humanity.
We thank you for no longer allowing us to serve you. And we hope to never see you again.
Sincerely yours,
Management"
Come to think of it, I think that might be a pretty clever gimmick for a store. People would be trying to get associates to give them one of those cards. :-)
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