I learned a new language

I went to the park to sit and think
and it came upon me in a blink,
I had learned a new language
and it's keeping my wits hostage!
Running through the trees
I flew like a breeze
to the ice cream man
and froze my brain pan.
As my brain began to reboot,
I saw a lot of ashes and soot!
I heard a loud whirl and twang.
Oh, how my little ears rang!
The rattling in my head grew
to Richters no one yet knew!
With no other recourse,
except to kiss a horse,
I turned blue as I held my breath
and scared an old lady to death.
That shocked me so
that I let go.
And forgot...
and forgot...
I forgot what I forgot!
So I went to the park to sit and think
and it came upon me in a blink,...